i always knew i’d use these little food coloring bottles some day

the first one was way too big. so i got this brilliant idea to bring the bottle a little closer to my workplace. this photo attests to the fact that i have major quantification disabilities

cutting never fails to alleviate my depression. usually though, my hair’s the culprit. this time, it’s these little ladies

sometimes we get stuck (and it’s usually around the hip area)

a little push is all she needed

they’re not all so obliging

in you go. i don’t like it when they make me make them

pretty eves all in a row

bottled eves

riverfront

i feel a little evil doing this. it reminds me of handsel and gretel. it’s delightfully wicked

but unlike the hag in h and g, i’m careful

steam bath