Drink

I don’t drink. But funny enough, only now, at 40, do I feel the peer pressure to do it. I don’t want people to think I’m such a pill for not drinking. And I don’t want to not be invited anywhere because I don’t drink. So I’ve devised a plan. I will say that I’m an alcoholic. I figure that I’d get more respect for having a disease than being a prude. Even though by doing so, I am being a big, fat, disrespectful liar. Which I’d also rather be than a prude.

2 Comments on “Drink”

  1. I think you should reconsider. Have you at least tried to drink before? Also, if somebody doesnt invite you somewhere just because you dont drink, I believe youre much better off not being around that person anyway.

    Please at least reconsider lying, if people cannot respect your decision to not drink then the hell with them, you should get some new friends. Becoming a liar makes you much worse than them!

    Ive got a friend that is a fucking terrible liar, I’ve caught h in so many lies its not even funny. Just for stupid petty shit too. As a result of this I cant really trust him for shit. Lying

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